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I am still waiting for this damn baby to be born. My patience level is at an all time low. In fact, every time the phone rings I scream "WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT" before I even know who it is. My husband just shakes his head. I go back to the doctor today and I have it all planned out. First let me tell you this doctor is a big believer in letting things happen naturally. Screw that. I am going to tell him every part of me hurts and that I can no longer stand up or sit down on my own. I plan on slapping myself across the face when I get off the elevator so I can walk in the door crying. I will say my back is killing me- that I cannot sleep at night-whatever it takes for him to induce labor and get this shit over with. I will bet you a dollar he says no.
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